Rated R (for REALLY typical but good nonetheless)

Scene:
Dos Gringos bar in Scottsdale, Arizona; two seats at the bar filled by a guy and a girl, slightly facing each other to encourage the brushing of knees whenever possible; food, drinks, laughter and overly flirtatious gestures

Characters:
American Girl - strawberry blonde, green-eyed, blue tank top, jeans, scarf around the waist, lots of hair-flipping and lip gloss touch-ups, legs crossed towards guy, Corona Light in hand, half of a chicken burrito left on her plate, perpetually smiling after hearing "you've got a great smile"

Plan L. - spiky hair with blonde chunky highlights, blue eyes, jeans, striped shirt tucked in, belt with large shiny buckle, pooka shell necklace, typical yellow Lance Armstrong bracelet (think "metrosexual"), lots of gentle hand placements on girl's knee (except for attempt to prove girl is ticklish by squeezing right above the knee in the sweet spot, which effectively elicits laughter, head toss, and grabbing of his hand by girl), legs open towards girl, empty beer, empty plate

And ACTION:
American Girl: blah, blah, blah, small talk, small talk, small talk, Let's do a shot!
Plan L.: quotes from favorite movies, blah blah blah, joke joke joke, Okay!
American Girl: I think those girls over there are watching us.
Plan L.: Then they can watch us do this....

*Lean in for kiss HERE*

45 seconds pass...

Plan L.: Wanna go back to your place and watch a movie? (Translation: I want to sleep with you.)
American Girl: Okay. (Translation: There's probably not much hope for a relationship here so why the heck not? Plus, that was a damn good kiss.)

And CUT.

It was a great night with Plan L. No disappointments there. At all. Two things I did find out though - he's 22 (3 whole years younger than me) and translation from the weird text message, it's a line from Pootie Tang...??? I don't even know if I am correctly spelling the name of a movie I have never heard of before last night.