Highlights

I came across a fun website today, http://thecasualfriday.blogspot.com/. It made me wonder if I could come up with 10 highlights from my day. This guy does it almost every day. So I'm going to try it now and give you a little sneak peak into my day. It might be scary to admit what goes through my head but, whatever, I have nothing left to hide...

Today's Highlights:

1. Wondered how often I have farted in my sleep and someone has overheard. (Plan C. stayed the night last night and after my alarm went off, his body decided to give off a "natural" alarm, if you catch my drift.)

2. Skipped a shower and cleaned my armpits with a cotton pad and handsoap.

3. Emptied Nea's litterbox and wondered what the heck could make her shit smell so damn bad. I feed her top-of-the-line MaxCat catfood so shouldn't her "waste" be odorless?

4. Decided to invent catfood that makes cat poop odorless.

5. My car's air conditioning worked as soon as my car turned on - usually I have to hit a speed bump in order to get it blowing good.

6. Smiled everytime I had to stand up and walk around. I'm a little sore from last night's activities, so feeling the pain was like a happy little reminder of the ride(s).

7. Ate a veggie omelet that should have been called a black olive omelet because it's the only vegetable that seemed to be used.

8. Wondered if black olives are actually vegetables.

9. Listened and laughed hysterically as someone played a phone prank on Plan B.

10. Puked when I heard Plan B. talking to his little girlfriend on the phone.

Wow, that was easier than I thought! I could actually give you a few more but I don't think finishing only half of today's crossword puzzle is really a high light.