Powerful Things

So lately I've been on this "power" kick. Because if you have the power, then you are winning. And what's the most important thing in life? Exactly!

A couple of weeks ago, I thought that I might have the power to make things happen with the aide of my blog. Alas, this is not the case. But today, I am still feeling powerful. Why? Well, I made brownies and brought them into work. Everyone loves you when you bake brownies. You are appreciated among your peers for being thoughtful and generous. Also, if you bring brownies to work, the boy you are hating at the moment will really want your brownies and will really enjoy them but won't want to show it because he is afraid of you and doesn't want to elicit any undesired reactions from you. Therefore, YOU win. I don't know how this works but it does. Trust me. I feel great, like a real winner.

I also have the power of turning off my attention to people who are not deserving of my attention, aka Plan J. My application for membership into the Booty Call Club was denied. I want too much - like respect, attention before 10:00 p.m., and affection, other than a pat on the butt when we are finished doing what members of the Booty Call Club do. Plan J. can offer NONE of this and so I have used my power to stop communication. I held a cell phone funeral for him and have not responded to his e-mail today. I highly recommend holding cell phone funerals - get rid of those numbers that you shouldn't be calling. You'll feel stronger in an instant!

I feel as strong as 10 men! Too bad all the men I know, besides my father and brother, are weak, weak little boys.