Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Taking Advantage of My New Powers

Apparently, when I post a wish or desire in my blog, it takes one week and four days for it to come to fruition. If this is the case, here we go:

Let's get the major things out of the way...

1) I will win the lottery - jackpot being no less than $20 million.
2) There will be peace on earth.
3) Idiots will stop roaming about and reproducing.

and now for everything else...

4) Plan B will disappear from my life. (*sigh* I guess I should say that he shouldn't be harmed in any way - just that he needs to go away. My powers are strong, I must use them responsibly.)
5) I will fall in love with someone who will in return fall in love with me and we will "have lots of sex and babies."
6) Brad Pitt will knock on my door. (#6 does not have to be in anyway related to #5, I really just want to have my way with him, even if it is for only one night)
7) My skin will be as soft and clear as porcelain and my hair will grow five inches and become thick and manageable. (Hey, I might have the ability to make great things happen but I'm still entitled to a little vanity.)
8) Friday will now be included as a weekend day - not just for unlimited minutes on the cell phone but in ALL walks of life.

That's all for now. I'm taking suggestions and requests...

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