Why they say we only use 10% of our brains...

What's On My Mind This Second:

1. How are the Mets ranked right now? I lived in NYC for awhile and had to choose a team to root for, and being the devout Diamondbacks fan that I am, it was definitely NOT going to be for the damn Yankees. Now that I'm back in AZ, who has time to pay attention to the Mets?

2. Solving the whole world hunger issue... gosh, still working on that one...

3. Can someone file for bankruptcy because of the expense of a road trip? That pink highlighter really put me over my limit. Yikes.

4. The zit growing in the crease between my nostril and my upper lip area. Ouch. And why there, seriously? Haven't you had a good enough laugh at my expense already, God?

5. It would be nice to be my cat. Sleep all day, eat whenever I want, get doted on by a sweet-talking, high-pitched, annoying but affectionate human AND everyone who enters the house. Sweet.

6. What song will I sing at karaoke tonight? I don't know why I am even thinking about that. It's always "I Feel Lucky" by Mary Chapin Carpenter. Always.

7. Was it really necessary for me to leave work early yesterday because I "didn't feel good" and go get a massage? Psht. Can't think of anything more necessary.

8. If I could be anywhere else on earth other than right here, where would I be? Rules: No one else can be moved there with me. For example, if I want a certain person to be with me, than I just have to join them where they are, they cannot meet up with me in my desired location. Also, I cannot choose a different time, like 1985. It has to be in 2005, today, to be exact. And the answer? I have no clue. And that will fill the rest of my mind for the next few moments....

What's on your mind?