Guide to Misery... Part 2

Guide to Misery Part 1
(Please disregard the Florida comment. This was before all the hurricane action and a person I despise was visiting Florida at the time of the post. Needless to say, no fence was installed and he returned safely, dammit.)

5. Jump into a relationship full speed ahead. Just dive right in and throw caution to the wind. All your emotions will be exposed and crying into your pillow at night will become as routine as brushing your teeth.

6. Wear clothing that fits snugly. It will remind you that you're not as thin as you used to be and cause you to fidget throughout the day. You will look uncomfortable and distressed. Clothing must be unflattering so as not to boost your spirits.

7. Divide your attention among too many people and activities. Schedule yourself for more than one event on a particular night so that when the time comes for one event, you remember that you have a previous engagement. Trying to juggle too many social and work activities or plans with friends will force the cancellation of certain events, causing distaste and tension between you and your loved ones.

8. Make promises to yourself like "I will not respond to him because he doesn't treat me like I deserve to be treated" or "I will spend time at home tonight catching up on household chores" and don't honor them. Guilt is the ultimate fuel for misery.

Good luck and happy grieving.