What in the world??

I really didn't want my first gripe on my blog to be about my lovelife but, really, that's what is on my mind right now. Here are four scenarios that one might experience when dating:

1. Girl loves Boy who is COMPLETELY wrong for her and can't get past the idea that the two of them might be together at one point, once the boy realizes his undying love for her. He just needs TIME. Right.

2. Girl used to be head-over-heels for Boy but moved on once she realized things weren't going in a good direction, i.e. Girl knew Boy didn't want a relationship and started liking him too much so she broke things off. Now that Girl has moved on, Boy is paying WAY too much attention, and Girl is SO over it.

3. Girl finds the "perfect" Boy but finding a time when both are available for a date is utterly impossible and Girl hasn't had the opportunity to see if she likes the guy for real or if she is liking the idea of him.

4. Girl puts up with Boy because the sex is good.

Okay, take all four of those scenarios, wad them up into a ball and throw them at the wall as hard as you can. And there you have, in the splattered mess sprawled across the wall, a look at my lovelife. Take a picture.